The Coldplay Kiss Cam -- You're Done Son

Sometimes you just can’t win🤣

The internet never ceases to amaze me. You can be a seemingly normal person - even if you’re rich - and the next be one of the most famous people in the world. At a Coldplay concert. With the subordinate that is married that you are having an affair with.

Someone decides to put you on the big screen, and in a moment your entire life changes. You become a worldwide meme. All you had to do was pretend it was supposed to be happening and no one would’ve even noticed. Shit is crazy boy.

Cheating is a common thing. Most people think they will get away with it - and probably get some joy out of the naughtiness of the whole thing. The older we get and the less satisfied we become with our life the more we seek the thrill of our youth. Or maybe we just suck. Or maybe our spouse sucks. I don’t know. There are a lot of angles. 🤣

But either way, if you are going to put your arms around someone who works for you and is not your wife, you probably shouldn’t do it at a Coldplay concert with 10,000 other people around you. What happen to discreet? What happened to secret? What happened to privacy??😂

You can’t get away with anything in this world anymore. Better or worse, it’s pretty much all being recorded all the time. Every angle. Every corner. Every text message. Every email. You are two seconds from derailing your entire life and becoming a punchline.

Did they deserve it? I don’t know about that. They should’ve known what they were risking but the notoriety after something like that has got to be insane. Shame is a bully and on a worldwide level probably a bit unbelievable. They will be fine. They will move on. Or maybe they will make it the real deal now. But, you know what? It isn’t gonna feel the same. The thrill is gone. The secret is gone. The dual life is gone. Now it is just that thing or loneliness…It definitely shouldn’t involve Coldplay concerts anymore.

What a ridiculous way to get outed!!😂 By Chris Martin of all people. Like Jackie Chan would be alright. Bruce Willis would be cool. Even Miley Cyrus wouldn’t sting that bad. Or Beiber. But Chris Martin. Brutal. I would get facial reconstruction surgery and move to thailand. How you ever gonna live that down? What even is your life at that point? You are a multi-millionaire of a billion dollar company who has to resign and lose his wife and family because he hugged a chick on Chris Martin Coldplay Kiss Cam - I’m done. Later. That’s enough. What a cruel cruel world 🤣