Have You Ever Seen An Old Man Butt?

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Written By Cody Maxwell

Old man butt is real.

Have you ever seen an old man butt? It’s like somebody stole the buttcheeks in the middle of the night and left grandpa out there with negative aerodynamics. Put a wallet in the back pocket of some Levi's. You'll see what I mean. Just flopping all over the place.

We’re giving BBLs to the wrong people. We need to support our elders. If grandpa needs structural butt support to keep his chonies up, we as a society should step in.

Call 1-800-SAVE-MY-BUTT. Operators are standing by.

Cody Maxwell https://sharkfyn.com
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